half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
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Beautifu

This word means beyond beautiful. It was developed by the ancient neo-Persians in the early beginning of the new common era. It was developed as a war cry the men would scream to their wives, expressing their love and adoration for them. Thus, the root of beautifu began. It is one of the only words able to describe the true perfectness of Patrick
It’s crazy how beautifu Patrick really is.

No wonder the angenator simps for him.
by Pat January 09, 2021
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cheesecake

a guy i met in the middle of the street on a drunken night that had a long fingernail
i just fucked a cheesecake

i fancy that cheesecake

my unckle pat said that when i am 16 i can go and find my own cheesecake

KuRhUr
by pat July 12, 2004
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sarvo

Australian for 'This Afternoon'.
English man: `care for some crumpets and tea this afternoon, Henry?'

Australian man: `Nah mate I gotta go down to the shops and pick up some XXXX for Brian's barbie the sarvo.'
by Pat March 03, 2005
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noost

Dude, I just noosted all over your mom.
by Pat February 18, 2003
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Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.
Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.
by Pat November 20, 2004
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John F. Kerry

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!
by Pat May 13, 2005
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