pat's definitions

MGCL, (N.)

abbreviation for Mother Goose-Compulsive liar, some one that just tells rediculous bullshit stories that are not true. Some of the most notorious People known for this syndrome include Chris Wrin and George Paul Sheppler.

Pat:Yo Wrin just said he banged this chick in his car.
Dave:He did not, what an MGCl

by Pat March 14, 2004

Sarverometry

A world-wide math technique used by the most profound business men alive. To convert your numbers into Sarverometry numbers, simply divide the number by 2 and then multiply the product by 10.5 then add two zeros on the end and there you have it. Simply put - (X/2)(10.5)+(p00)

The government says I make $2,000 a year but since I coverted to Sarverometry I now made well over a million.

by Pat February 12, 2005

the patriot

when your doing a girl in the butt, punch her in the back and bust on it...bruise is blue, blood is red, and bust is white

i punched this girl real hard while i was doing her, she had a patriot for a weeks

by pat May 6, 2004

the phantom

when your doing a girl in the butt and spit on her back so she turns around, thinking you busted, and you shoot it in her eye

i was doing this girl in the butt and she wouldn't stop squealing so i decided to pull a phantom on her pig ass

by pat May 6, 2004

badass

kendall knows whos the biggest badass of them all

plang is a bad asssssss

by pat March 14, 2005

cool lampin

the act of chillin, laid back, usually stoned

im so stoned, im just cool lampin in da crib, how i do

by pat May 13, 2005

darth

To be sucked off; Felated

"damn, my helm could use a good darthing."

by Pat August 24, 2004