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Dank Memes

The term "dank" is often used to describe a meme in which the comedy is excessively overdone and nonsensical, to the point of being comically ironic. Dank memes often contain intentionally added visual artifacts. e.g. excessively poor image quality, color bleeding or extremely saturated and modulated colors, or patterns that indicate that the image has been compressed and decompressed extensively. These artifacts, although artificially produced in dank memes, usually indicated that an image has circulated through many virtual hands and been reposted and modified multiple times. When in video format, dank memes often contain audio artifacts, such as feedback or extremely loud and unpleasant audio, also known as ear rape. Dank memes share many characteristics with the A E S T H E T I C and youtube poop themes. In fact, "dank" is often used as an umbrella term for these themes and other variations, although it should be noted that the A E S T H E T I C theme usually uses said artifacts to produce pleasant and, some might say beautiful, visual and audio, rather than the crude humor of youtube poops and other dank memes. All of these themes share the hallmarks of digital artifacts and excessiveness to conver irony and comedy.

This meme is too dank for my taste.

Look at these dank memes.

by p December 18, 2017

swat

a somewhat new hood/set/gang in south st louis consisting of bloods. they have a history of beefin wit tha mob, gib, and several other crip gangs in st louis. they click wit tha cave and a few other blood gangs.

don't come to tha gib if u frum tha swat

by P December 11, 2008

nashota

Nashota (Na-sho-/tah) is the female form of the native american name for "twin."

It is used to demonstrate a close sibling-like and spiritual oneness between two ancestrally linked heritants of amerindian blood.

I don't know who I would be without my Nashota.

You haven't really lived until you've had a Nashota.

Her name might be Sarah, but she'll always be Nashota to me.

by P September 2, 2008

spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the-blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

by P September 1, 2008

Warsame Beat down

When a woman steps up like a man and gets smacked down like a man.

My woman tried to step up so she got the Warsame beat down

by p November 16, 2006

dip

blunt, joint, or cigarette dipped in embalming fluid

I don't smoke dips. Only weed and squares

by P June 22, 2006

embalming fluid

Often confused with liquid PCP. Fluid that blunts or jays can be dipped into before smoked. These blunts or jays are called dips or sticks.

Chappelle's Show-
Tyrone Biggums: Can you kids say Marijuana?
Kids: Marijuana!
Tyrone: That's what we was smoking. Sometimes dipped in embalming fluids. And we was all giggling and eating up all the cookies. It was terrible!

by P June 18, 2006