p's definitions

smot

Slang for pot/cannabis. Derived from the expression to 'poke smot.'

Got any smot?

by P June 3, 2004

hippopotabeast

An alternative description for very large/fat ugly people, who wear 'Moo-Moos'. They like to hang out at thehippodrome.

do you really need one? See episode of The Simpsons when Homer is so fat he needs to wear a Moo-Moo. Homer is in this case a Hippopotabeast

by p January 11, 2006

majella

a kappa wearing wee slut with a whole lot of attitude and about fifty bobbles in her hair and caked in orange make-up.

usual accessories are cigarettes, large circular dangly ear-rings, and a baby in her early teens, the father of which is an eternal mystery.

usually in every city but by different names, this refers to those in derry, ireland, mainly from the bog and galliagh areas amongst others.

oh my God that wee slut has slept with half the city, and shes wearing that tracky again, majella!

are ye fuckin startin, hi?!

whaddaboutye? hi!

by p November 15, 2003

nut check

An unexpected hit in the jewels.

Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.

by P August 24, 2003

swat

a somewhat new hood/set/gang in south st louis consisting of bloods. they have a history of beefin wit tha mob, gib, and several other crip gangs in st louis. they click wit tha cave and a few other blood gangs.

don't come to tha gib if u frum tha swat

by P December 11, 2008

Muji

Home of transparent stationery and just about anything see through for that matter. Common to UK high streets.

Didn't you always want a transparent toilet brush! Pop down to Muji.

by P October 22, 2004

Headie

A person or thing that falls in the same genre as dank, kind, or sharing characteristics of one that may be considered a 'hippie'. Things that are headie often cater to being easy going and put no stress on the individual enjoying the object.

I just bought this headie bowl.

You see that headie dude's dreads over there?!

by P June 3, 2004