michael's definitions

Nebraskian

1. A person from Nebraska who wants to be identified as a Texan. 2. A wanna-be Texan who refuses to use ya'll or fixin' in their regular vocabulary.

Shannon Keating is my favorite little Nebraskian.

by michael December 18, 2003

DL

Down Low, i.e. undercover.

On the DL (down low)

by Michael February 2, 2005

vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

by Michael April 13, 2005

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

Malkivak

A speritual 1/2 vampire, 1/2 angel with great powers of psionics.

Malkivak is the messiah of vampires.
He has the ability to turn water to blood and has great mind power.

by Michael March 1, 2005

snizzy

adj., 1. of or relating to "snizz" or female genitalia generally or to women, usually hot ones; 2. something complicated, embroiled, generally negative; 3. sometimes used interchangeably with minegar

Whoa, look at that snizzy girl -- I bet she's dirty!

It was a snizzy situation, man, way too complicated to explain.

by Michael June 30, 2005