Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)
-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.
by Michael December 05, 2004
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Never in life

A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"
Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.
by Michael June 20, 2005
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shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.
If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.
by Michael March 30, 2005
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bitchfu

An unaccepted form of martial arts consisting of hair-pulling and open palmed slapping that one bitch may use to fight an opponent
she used bitchfu on his ass
by Michael June 20, 2003
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Masakazu Katsura

Mangaka, author of many successful shonen-ai such as "Video Girl Ai", "DNA2" and "I"S". His art is amazingly good, his stories talk about young 16-year olds with sentimental problems.
Masakazu Katsura created Ai and just for that he should be made a saint.
by Michael November 25, 2003
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zanzi

myhtogical man who flew from city to city
i think i saw zanzi!
by michael December 18, 2003
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fuckety fuck fuck

you smash your hand with a hammer so you jump around saying fuckety fuck fuck
by michael October 29, 2004
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