cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.
Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?
by Michael November 06, 2004
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fubar

wasted,when you go to a bar and drink a hella lot of liquor.

when you toke foa long azz time and are completely out of touch wit reality
yo look at that sob he's FUBAR(ed).
by michael October 22, 2004
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ducks

Plural of duck, a breed of fowl that lives almost wholly atop freshwater lakes when not nesting, flying, or migrating.
Look! Out on the water! Ducks!
by michael November 11, 2003
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shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.
my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.
by michael October 27, 2003
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Gogo

Michael wants to be gogo because he is a loser who has no friends.
by Michael December 13, 2003
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senaturds

the ottawa senators the crappiest hockey team ever which always lose to the toronto maple leafs but still think their better or at elast thtey pretend
1. the maple leafs beat the senaturds again
2. the senaturds choked in teh playoffs again
by Michael January 28, 2005
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Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.
by Michael February 13, 2005
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