michael's definitions

fembot

Girls who have guns that come out of their jubblys.

Huh! Vanessa, your a fembot!

by michael June 21, 2003

purdue

A highly prestigious midwestern university specializing in engineering and technology.

The hick from Shelbyville, Indiana couldn't get accepted into Purdue so he had to settle for a second rate education at Indiana University Community College in Bloomington. Unfortunately, his hero Bob Knight had been fired so IU was left without a single team capable of winning anything.

by Michael November 20, 2003

;x

Most commonly used by Michael/Sypher/Gogo(AIM).

Look at that, Newbie Tom is using ";x", how new can he get?

by Michael December 16, 2003

Speedboat

The sound one makes by placing his or her face in cleavage and shaking their face back and forth while exhaling creating a "brrrrrrp rrrrp rrrrp rrrrp" sound.

The hummer she gave me was so good, I gave her a speedboat as my way of saying thanks.

by Michael October 21, 2005

freestyle footbag

the game where you kick a footbag around in a circle also known as hack or hacky sack.

those damn austrialians are the best at freestyle footbagging

by Michael February 8, 2004

gringo rape

Fucking a white girl with out her wanting it.

Dude the reason i am here is that my mom was gringo raped.

by michael October 27, 2003

ficnizzie

Another way of saying keeping it real. Also a way to answer how you are doing.

"How you doin wodie?" "Ficnizzie, ficnizzie."

by michaeL January 25, 2004