Sesquipedalophobia

Fear of long words.

Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!

by Michael April 17, 2004

flamer

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very gay...

clint clint clint clint clint clint clint clint

by michael March 12, 2005

butt jammer

A guy who does anal sex. Usually applies to a straight guy.

That guy's a butt jammer.

by Michael October 19, 2003

kleinmen

1. an asshole who everyone hates.
2. Someone that is better off dead

That frat boy is such a kleinmen he put ghb into that girls drink.

by Michael May 11, 2003

Suchman

A kick ass Punk Rocker part of an awesome punk band, HELL YEAH!

Suchman is cool

by Michael July 21, 2003

jacol

masturbating a gay or a girl

hoy! jacolin mo ako.

by michael August 17, 2003

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004