michael's definitions

Tities

The are to dangley objects loacated on the chest of a woman ( depends on how old you are, they might dangle down to the floor ).

My m8 PAM, i know u r thinkin "i don't know her u stupid twat, so how the hell should i know wot she is like?", well lads or lasses ( mmmmmm ) imagan Denise Richards.

by Michael January 27, 2004

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005

bummed

Someone (or something) that has been "got at" by a bummer. Past tense of bumming.

Clarence was bummed repeatedly by the bigger boys when he failed to give them his lunch money, or when they felt like bumming him for laughts.

by Michael April 15, 2004

ManFanny

When a guy puts his cock between his legs and pretends to have a fanny

Look at Steve he is doing the manfanny

by Michael October 20, 2004

Szalam

This word comes from the name of a generic magician. It's also the sound old Batman and Robin made when they attacked people.
It's also a nickname for someone named Michael James Alexander Szalapski, see chivalry

Batman punches a bad guy, "SZALAM" comes up on the screen.

by Michael November 12, 2004

ull0r

ultimate austrian "soliär"-owner

Ull0r's solitär-score is unbelieveable

by Michael January 2, 2005

woot!

exclm; used in times of great excitement; to express a stage of extreme excitement; often used instead of "yes!" "saweet!""awesome", etc.;

Kid 1: "What are we doing tonight?"

Kid 2: "Getting high on Vlad."

Kid 1: "Woot!"

by Michael May 13, 2005