Definitions by luke

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

squanch by Luke January 20, 2004

cock loft 

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)

my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft

cock loft by luke January 18, 2004

fuck mama 

1. either your girl friend or woman you fuck for fun
2. or a milf, a mother i would love to fuck.

no, we're not goin out, shes just my fuck mama

fuck mama by luke January 18, 2004

byrnzie 

The ultimate protector of purple bunnies!
"I can shoot aliens, but being an alien is just damn confusing...poor little ugly dogs"

A byrnzie needs an example?

byrnzie by Luke January 16, 2004

Frumpalumpakus

N., a person or being with cottage cheese thighs, frumpy hair, and no shoes or socks on their pudgy feet.

If Adam does not watch his weight, he will become a frumpalumpakus.

Frumpalumpakus by Luke January 15, 2004

beef curtians 

Flaps not of the freshest kind. Also Too much cheese on the tacco

you better step if you think im chubachaing those beef curtains

beef curtians by luke January 5, 2004

sutterface 

a term used to describe an idiot or someone unaware of what is going on; one who often lacks commen sense in regard to slang terms and/or sexual knowledge

could also be used to describe someone who acts much younger than they really are

dont be such a sutterface

you get on my nerves sutterface

figure it out sutterface

sutterface by luke December 22, 2003