cornholio's definitions

Asshole

The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole

Fall River is the asshole of the world

by cornholio October 4, 2003

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

El Rushbo

Affectionate nickname for the brilliant and eccentric Rush Limbaugh.

El Rushbo didn't think much of Arnold, at first.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Silicone City

Newport Beach, California. See bolt-ons.

Just another surgical veteran from Silicone City.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

horse pukky

horse shit; chevaline doo-doo; arrant nonsense

Paul Krugman's book is a buncha horse pukky, if ya ask me!

by cornholio October 13, 2003

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

media

Gigolos who can't cut the mustard.

"Media lies" is a redundancy.

by cornholio October 6, 2003