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phooey

"Yuck!"
I tried the pop-tarts. Phooey! They were disgusting, so I spit them out.
by cornholio October 14, 2003
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Blech

Blech! Worse than Taco Bell!
by cornholio October 14, 2003
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red state

A state that has recently gone Republican and is shown on the political maps as red; oppisite of bicoastal and blue state.
You'll never carry a red state with a pro-gun-control candidate.
by Cornholio October 30, 2003
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horse shit

lies; pompous natterings
Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!
by cornholio October 14, 2003
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the fuggerung

A mythical creature that is rumored to roam the wilds of the South East of England. The fuggerung's visage is reportedly so hideous that any would-be traveller/challenger who has encountered the beast has rarely returned to tell his tale.

Those that do return are driven mad by the horrors of the fuggerung, and when asked as to what they saw can only twist their face into a cruel distortion of their normal figures. This condition is often referred to as Man-this-soup-is-hot syndrome.
"Oh, I am now a weary traveller, but I have ye one more question. What has become of Sir Thomas of Cheriton?"
"Why good sir, he is never seen again. For he has seen the fuggerung, and is mad with terror!"
by cornholio November 9, 2004
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toe

To get there, you have to drive through the toe.
by Cornholio January 2, 2007
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toolies

The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.
We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.
by cornholio October 13, 2003
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