cornholio's definitions

Deuce

A drunk driving charge, in California.

He got charged with a deuce but pled it down to a reckless.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

fangul

The finger; digitus impudicus; an Italian fuck you

Fangul! gestured Giovanni, at which point I kicked him in the balls.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

cornholio

A terrorist named Cornholio who needs TP for his bunghole.

I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Cornholio August 15, 2003

eat my pork

(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself

"Eat my pork, bitch!"

by cornholio October 11, 2003

groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

butt-crack

Cleavage between the glutei maximi; the Anal Valley

With the new navel-revealing fashions, teeny boppers have to wax their butt-cracks as well as their bushes

by cornholio October 6, 2003