blancmange

A bland, unenergetic, boring person. From an English word for a kind of custard.

Gray Davis is nothing but a blancmange.

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

shlemiel

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.

by cornholio October 05, 2003

fangul

The finger; digitus impudicus; an Italian fuck you

Fangul! gestured Giovanni, at which point I kicked him in the balls.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

horse pukky

horse shit; chevaline doo-doo; arrant nonsense

Paul Krugman's book is a buncha horse pukky, if ya ask me!

by cornholio October 13, 2003

toolies

The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.

We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

winker

Baby word for a pecker or Johnson.

He has such a cute little winker, but he should keep his fly zipped. He'll learn when he's five.

by cornholio October 19, 2003

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

by Cornholio November 03, 2003