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pseudo chance

whine whine whine
i whinge about everything
omg stop spawn raping
we lost. gg n00bs
by Bob March 14, 2004
mugGet the pseudo chancemug.

Jazzika

a black girl trapped in a white world
she lives in irvine!!!!
by Bob January 8, 2005
mugGet the Jazzikamug.

queef

A flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the vagina, caused by the pumping of air into it with one's penis, or the spasming the vagina can go through during oral sex, "gulping" in and eventually expelling air.
When Stacey queefed while I was making love to her orally, it startled the hell out of me, we both laughed, and I dove right back in. I quickly learned that her queefs were her body's way of showing how much she loved what I was doing and I welcomed them.
by Bob August 27, 2003
mugGet the queefmug.

Stonker

Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.
Mark has a stonker.
Mark has a stonking hard-on.
by Bob May 13, 2005
mugGet the Stonkermug.

kenny kearn

a kid who gets boners in english & has warts on his fingers
oh my gosh. shanon did you see kenny kearns large boner.
by Bob September 1, 2008
mugGet the kenny kearnmug.

helkat

rich. they all have the same posh accent. become loud and mouthy after accidentally breathing the fumes from your pint. tiresome at the best of times.

although, a handful of them are 'ok'
by Bob June 25, 2003
mugGet the helkatmug.

To Be Pat The Rice

To be from Baraute in Abitibi
To Have a Dumb Blonde girlfriend
Patrice Lamarche
by Bob June 17, 2003
mugGet the To Be Pat The Ricemug.

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