alex's definitions

shitass

a horrible situation or character who has enetered itself into a position beyond the realm of savior, a soul or event who is lost to fecal decay

Oh shitass, my sailboat got hit by a big goddam lightning bolt and my wife and erector set are stuck inside.

by Alex February 19, 2003

wallabang

V: To have sex to such a vigorous extent, that you find yourself either humping against a wall, or being humped against a wall.

Johnny and Kaitlyn did some wallabanging last weekend. I could hear it from down the street.

by Alex December 5, 2003

surrender

1. The French National Pastime
2. A Cheap Trick song, which has nothing to do with the French, but rocks anyway

1. When we go over to Paris to stab Chirac in the back in return, they'll surrender with all arms raised.
2. "Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right/They just seem a little weird/Surrender, surrender/but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ayyyy"

by Alex October 9, 2003

gil hoy

Phrase used to suggest approval for something. Or to call out to someone.

person1: feel like ordering chinese food?
person2: lo mein would be awesome. Gil hoy!

by alex May 7, 2005

going steady

When you've been going out with one person for a considerable length of time.

(Often used on Saved By The Bell.)

Dom and I have been going steady for almost 7 months now.

by Alex February 13, 2004

first base

Snogging / Making Out / French Kissing

Amy and Jack went to First Base at the movies last night.

by Alex February 13, 2004

metrobilly

A person who displays the characteristics of both a metrosexual and rockabilly. A portmanteau word combining metrosexual with rockabilly.

That guy is drinking a cosmopolitan and has pompadour. What a metrobilly!

by Alex December 25, 2004