pank

to hit with a shovel

my teacher pissed me off somethin' awful, so I panked her with my shovel.

by Alex March 16, 2005

the essentials

kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com

Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!

by Alex March 17, 2005

kissyface

1) james lee
2) flirtacious

has many usages. but is without meaning until put in a sentence where the context gives it meaning.

-he's kissyface
-they're playing kissyface
-what a kissyface

by alex January 19, 2004

bitchy

a person who is being a brat and is going off on people like you solook out for those bastereds

Jamie my girlfriend was being bichy that her old boyfriend was more considerate.

by Alex July 22, 2003

choda

hairy part between joey's balls and asshole

Mr. Gurian vigorously scratched his chaeffing choda.

by Alex October 19, 2003

choda

hairy area between amber's asshole and 1 inch dick

Gurian constantly scratches his choda while teaching.

by Alex October 19, 2003

brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.

"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.

by Alex October 21, 2004