alex's definitions

feck

Alternative to fuck, used not entirely by do-gooders who want to avoid the foulest four letter word, but mainly by internet users humorously trying to imitate them.

Oh feck, Carlton.

by Alex January 25, 2004

jelly bracelets

they are the best i luv em i allwayz snap a black one then i have a GOOD time don`t u??????!!!! i luv jelli`s so get over it

shut the fuck up

by alex March 26, 2004

steak scale

a system for rating the ladies, where rare is hot and well done is dirty.

nasty, shes so well done dude

by Alex June 26, 2004

Beep Beep

Any Nextel Direct Donnect enabled phone. Nextel Direct Connect chirp.

i860, i710,i530, 1830 etc.

by Alex March 27, 2005

Sack-slapper

One who spanks the hand across the scrotum in a continuous manner.

Jeff is a sack-slapper, he's been spanking my nuts all night long and they just turned blue.

by Alex January 27, 2003

Wiggerette

A white girl who just can't get enough of all things black...big dick, hip hop, chicken, fubu, ecko etc. Whenever they talk it sounds like lil kim and get there tits out just as much in the hope that they "gonna bag themselves a big black mayne".

Whitegirl - What do you think of Elaine?
Blackgirl - She's such a wiggertte?

Whitegirl - What do you think of Jamal?
Elaine - Is he black?
Whitegirl - Ye
Elaine - I've sucked his dick...it's huge!!!

by Alex March 8, 2005

pizdec

Its a russian cuz word

For example : your life is fucked up . Fucked up in this situation means - PIZDEC LOL :)

by alex April 2, 2004