cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 09, 2003

Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.

1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster

by Alex April 10, 2007

Yarwood

1.Angry when wet
2.Fitness fanatic

Im so Yarwood

by Alex March 24, 2004

Choad

To have a fat dick but looks as thick as a tapeworm.

The Choad would not fit in the skinny vagina.

by Alex February 06, 2004

fandango

A never word for poo.

A boy took a long fandango.

by Alex May 13, 2005

cool and the gang

Cool and the gang is a term used to describe a state beyond cool. You are so relaxed, cool, and calm that you are almost surreal.

1 - "Hey man how are you?"

2 - "Yo brotha! Im cool and the gang!"

"Tonite i'll be cool and the gang, you just wait"

by Alex May 31, 2004

crawfish

to cheat, decieve, or otherwise do a person wrong

I'd take the deal, crawfish that ol devil, and drill him in the ass.

by Alex December 03, 2003