alex's definitions

perry hall

P Hall is where it's at....P hall kids beat towson kids any day!
P Hall....rep it hard

Alex and Alex rep P Hall hard

by Alex April 5, 2005

Chavs

a chav is sum1 who stays out til midnite or l8r (even if there 7 or so). the yunger 1's are generally annoyin tits an tend to use the quote *cmon then a'l bang thi* an *eyup its your name with feeble changes made the nobedd!*

--> i see chav
chav: av erd tha's bin sayin stuff abart mi
me: av i eck
chav: eyup wen av sin thi
me: mmm cors
chav: what tha growin ur hair for y' nobhed
me: cos a want it long or8?
--> i walk off
me: (quietly) twat

by Alex December 8, 2004

conci

A blind ass bitch who is so fucking crosseyed she needs to look up to look down

"Conci-ass bitch"
"Bitch u need some glasses, bitch im talking to u"
"That bitch is conci as hell"

by Alex March 13, 2005

0wnz0rz

A game you play with friends or loved ones.

1. "Hey d00d let's go play a game of 0wnz0rz and watch Teh Dead Zone!!1"

by Alex January 27, 2003

FuckFace

A. Someone with a face which was recently fucked, resulting in inexplainable distortions.

B. A face made when someone is working very hard at sex and their face scrunches up.

C. Someone who looks like something out of the "HunchBack of Notre Dame."

A. Gah! You turned me into a fuckface!

B. UNGGH! Holy shit, look at my fuckface!

C. Holy Shit! I either gotta lay of the weed or that guy is from Resident Evil!

by Alex May 2, 2004

Flub

Non-descript filler word. When stoned on weed, or in a particularly random mood, and upon sitting an exam, "Flub" is the word used to fill in questions that you do not know the answer to. Warning - this technique is not always guaranteed to earn you marks. The technique was first pioneered by a certain Jack K. who could not think of an answer to the questions but was told by his tutor to always give an answer. Often used in conjunction with "Plastic Penguins".

14. What is the Torque force of A if B rotates in a clockwise direction?

Answer: Flub.

by Alex September 17, 2004

weapons of mass deception

a.k.a propaganda,is used to confuse and trick a sum of people into beleiving whoever is spewing propaganda,is how america hides its true colors,george bush's favorite pass time..

do not listen to bush's weapons of mass deception,its fake,why the hell is all of my country listening to him,hes destroying us all,cut that shit out!save america!impeach bush!

by alex July 7, 2003