alex's definitions

Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 28, 2003

nu-metal

Shit-assed "music"

1. Korn, slipknot, couple examples of cumwadded music

2.
Nu-metal-wanna-be-poser-dick: I IS A GOTH KORN IS BLACK METAL IM EVIL I WORSHIP SATAN!
Some dude: Shut the fuck up mother fucker or ill wrap you around my cock and fuck an elephant

by Alex March 22, 2004

bundle fucked

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.

When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake

by Alex September 1, 2008

Delex2002

A UBER lEET cool guy with a big penis1!1! face_dancing

(I have no idea who put up the defintition before me.. this is the REAL Delex2002)

Man, I sure wish I was as cool as Delex2002

by Alex March 28, 2005

Jethro Tull

Invented the seed drill in 1701 and was the name of the best damn band ever

My cat's name is "jethro tull"

by Alex February 13, 2003

burberry

A brand of clothing (and other random crap) with the most hidious checked pattern as its trademark.It is very expensive. Burberry should be made illegal.

Burberry caps are worn by gary boy pricks, with the peak pointing up towards the sky at a 45 degree angle.

by Alex October 26, 2003

yogasm

When you strech your dick so much from yoga, you have an orgasm.

After getting in touch with nature, I got in tiuch with myslef and had a yogasm.

by Alex August 9, 2004