Xavier 's definitions

LTNP

The place with annoying kids that pee on your ride, parents that bitch and moan when they're kid is too tall, or where you feel like you're gonna pass out if you have to watch one more lady bug go around in circles...
In other words Loony Toons National Park...

"Ack! I got sent to LTNP!"

by xavier February 5, 2005

momma likes funyuns!

Can be used to say hello, good bye, what's up?, etc.

"Pretty nice weather we're having today."
"Momma likes funyuns!"

by xavier February 5, 2005

Shem

a she - him... therefore a shem..

is that a girl? she aint got no tits.. must be a shem

by xavier July 30, 2003

TTC

Transportation and Ticket Center. You can't actually park at Magic Kingdom. You gotta park at the TTC this huge ass parking lot thats the size of Disneyland and California Adventure together. So you better not forget where you parked or you'll cry.

Then you take a monorail over to MK and it's nice cuz you can take it to Epcot and all the resorts too, all for free. There's also a ferry you can take too, which is really scenic but takes longer than monorail.

"We'll head over to the TTC and take the monorail over to MK."

by xavier April 28, 2006

geraldine villegas bas berger

The person who holds this name is the pinnacle of evil and deception. Anyone that possesses this name would sell their closest friends in a heart beat simply to benefit themselves. Anyone with this name is deceitful, unfaithful, unloyal, manipulative and extremely delusional, so much so that without any factual evidence they believe their lies to be truth.

BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE

Wow you just punched a baby in the face so you could have its ice cream, very geraldine villegas bas berger of you.

by xavier October 25, 2020

flumes

A water ride found in most amusement parks, where you are inside either a boat or a log and you float down a trough.

Not as fun as a roller coaster, but you get pretty wet.

"You wanna go on the flumes? There's barely any line."

by xavier February 5, 2005

strangleland

A room or house built for torture of someones body. Or "something" like a monster.

"I'm stuck in a strangleland, made out of cheese"

"I spent time at the nearest strangleland runed by midgets"

by Xavier November 21, 2003