Hoss

Someone southern, with a body larger than that of a normal sized person, and a brain smaller than even the average person on any given school bus that is shorter than that of a normal sized school bus.

(Nobody smart has ever been called a hoss, it is not a compliment).
Strong Mad @ www.homestarrunner.com is the perfect hoss.

"Raawr!!!"
by Van November 20, 2003
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comparde

by VAN June 19, 2003
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skode

n. A teenage skate/surf urchin that populates local boardwalks and beach areas and thinks he is a gangster. Easily identified by sk8er garb, ugly tats, piercings, bad teeth and ever present can of cheap malt liquor. Originally used by a group of young naval officers in early 90s pacific beach to describe the local surf ghetto punks.
Hey dude, let's go down to pleasure point and grab a breakfast burrito and watch the "parade of skodes"
by Van July 21, 2004
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fucketifuck

someone who is fucked up in the head or does crazy shit and is a crazy mofo.
This dude was soo fucketifucked that he went to the mental institution.
by Van July 04, 2004
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eueh

a funny way that VAN laughs
eueheueheueheueh. That was funny - Van
by VAN June 28, 2003
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wafflemayos

Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"

rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo

Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).

Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.
A: OMG IM ON TEH INTARWEB LOLOLO!
B: ?!@#$%^&*()
C: wafflemayos!
D: what's an intarweb?
by van August 10, 2004
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pum pum

yo that gyal needs her pum pum ram up good!!!!
by Van April 21, 2003
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