Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Reinstate bail 

An neo progressive idea so radical that it eliminates smurglaries.

We want to punish people who engage in smurglaries. We need to reinstate bail so that smurglaries will deprive itself of oxygen

Reinstate bail by Uncle Dimma January 12, 2022

Farmer's well 

A synonym for the proverbial rabbit hole .

A farmer's well should also have yet another acronym: fauci tube

Farmer's well by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2022

Down the rabbit hole 

1) When you start a college major then change to something completely different in a semester or 2

2) when you start doing your job then went of on a completely irrelevant tangent.

I went down the rabbit hole; I switched from sociology to biochemistry.

Down the rabbit hole by Uncle Dimma January 10, 2022

Personality cult 

What some people have and some don't

Do you even know what a personality cult is?

Personality cult by Uncle Dimma January 10, 2022

School closures 

What's gutting our children's and young people's mental health.

School closures is not something we need or want right now.

School closures by Uncle Dimma January 10, 2022

Down the Fauci tube 

Going Down the rabbit hole, off on some unknown tangent

Nicolle Wallace has gone down the Fauci tube, away from her job description

Down the Fauci tube by Uncle Dimma January 10, 2022

Getting more gutfeld 

Opposite of getting smaller and smaller

Getting more and more intellectually and culturally relevant when you have your own TV show.

Fox News is getting more gutfeld in our own cancel culture times

Getting more gutfeld by Uncle Dimma January 9, 2022