Definitions by Uncle Dimma
my week with Marilyn
boy a): how did your my week with Marilyn experience go?
boy b): Lol. it went pretty well. I met Larry King from Larry King Live. wow. Now, I think I'll go to journalism after graduation.
boy b): Lol. it went pretty well. I met Larry King from Larry King Live. wow. Now, I think I'll go to journalism after graduation.
my week with Marilyn by Uncle Dimma May 13, 2012
hitting the sauce
being a gas wholesaler/pundit, saying all kinds of junk to everyone and talking intellectual sounding nonsense about everyone and everything.
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?
Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, open a a joke/magic shop with my girlfriend Isabella, and who said you can prevent us hitting the sauce and being gas wholesalers anyways?
Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, open a a joke/magic shop with my girlfriend Isabella, and who said you can prevent us hitting the sauce and being gas wholesalers anyways?
hitting the sauce by Uncle Dimma May 13, 2012
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk
this term is used to describe
a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, or at least most people working on it, that no one, not even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, or at least most people working on it, that no one, not even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. Let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's (people with Phd's in their respective fields) at CERN, he may be able to help. My dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. Let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's (people with Phd's in their respective fields) at CERN, he may be able to help. My dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk by Uncle Dimma May 13, 2012
a Super Mario
this term is used to define:
1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.
2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.
2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
person a) to his friend (at a party): what a great party, I heard that the organizer of this event invited so many different people because he is a Super Mario
person b: is there anything wrong with inviting people of all races, creeds and colors to one's own house party? or a Super Mario in the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.
The definition also references the fact that Mario as a Nintendo character has the following multicultural, American melting-pot characteristics : his name is Italian in origin (so he must be Roman Catholic), he was "created" in Japan and "imported" to the United States and therefore must be Japanese/Asian, he is an ethically hard working Protestant plumber/chimney sweep by trade, he jumps further than Donovan Bailey (he must therefore be either African-American or from The Caribbean), he dresses in overalls like a Mexican immigrant working on a farm in the Salinas Valley, he grabs coins like a capitalist, (so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who probably is virgin (when Muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them) so Mario has to be Muslim as well. He also wears a battered old cap like some East European Jewish immigrants used to, when they came to Ellis Island at the end of the 19th century.
person b: is there anything wrong with inviting people of all races, creeds and colors to one's own house party? or a Super Mario in the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.
The definition also references the fact that Mario as a Nintendo character has the following multicultural, American melting-pot characteristics : his name is Italian in origin (so he must be Roman Catholic), he was "created" in Japan and "imported" to the United States and therefore must be Japanese/Asian, he is an ethically hard working Protestant plumber/chimney sweep by trade, he jumps further than Donovan Bailey (he must therefore be either African-American or from The Caribbean), he dresses in overalls like a Mexican immigrant working on a farm in the Salinas Valley, he grabs coins like a capitalist, (so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who probably is virgin (when Muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them) so Mario has to be Muslim as well. He also wears a battered old cap like some East European Jewish immigrants used to, when they came to Ellis Island at the end of the 19th century.
a Super Mario by Uncle Dimma May 12, 2012
to idolize Marilyn Monroe
(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking to be her boyfriend and/or lover and/or fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediate masculated (regain their virility by having a boner.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I just got her to masculate me . I think she was beginning to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Besides, women are not, or rather are not supposed to be, immb, some type of fetishized sex object. The commandment: "don't covet (or fetishize publicly) what ain't yours", I might add, is therefore around for a reason.
man a): lol, Everything is cool dude, but I don't think I need a morality lesson. What my boner probably means is that I don't like my wife any more as much and will soon need a marriage councilor.
man b) : roflmao.
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Besides, women are not, or rather are not supposed to be, immb, some type of fetishized sex object. The commandment: "don't covet (or fetishize publicly) what ain't yours", I might add, is therefore around for a reason.
man a): lol, Everything is cool dude, but I don't think I need a morality lesson. What my boner probably means is that I don't like my wife any more as much and will soon need a marriage councilor.
man b) : roflmao.
to idolize Marilyn Monroe by Uncle Dimma May 12, 2012
from Pharaonic Egypt
from Pharaonic Egypt
a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a small boy, from elementary school, and his mother are walking on the street and the boy suddenly says:
boy (who was born in the early 2000's): hey what is that thing in a plastic cabin? is this contraption from Pharaonic Egypt, because, IMHO it literally belongs in a natural history museum, cuz I haven't seen that many, so therefore it must be a rare specimen.
mother: no James, sweetie, this contraption is not from Pharaonic Egypt, or whatever term you just used that's probably from an urban dictionary. It is called a public pay phone, ( mother sighs to herself, yes i am that ancient) and it's used just as a regular house phone when you happen to bve in public and either your cell phone is out of juice and needs to be recharged or you live on your own own a shoe string budget and can't exactly afford to pay an expensive cell phone and/or the bill that comes along with it. All you do is put in quarters, and call whoever you need to call.
boy (who was born in the early 2000's): hey what is that thing in a plastic cabin? is this contraption from Pharaonic Egypt, because, IMHO it literally belongs in a natural history museum, cuz I haven't seen that many, so therefore it must be a rare specimen.
mother: no James, sweetie, this contraption is not from Pharaonic Egypt, or whatever term you just used that's probably from an urban dictionary. It is called a public pay phone, ( mother sighs to herself, yes i am that ancient) and it's used just as a regular house phone when you happen to bve in public and either your cell phone is out of juice and needs to be recharged or you live on your own own a shoe string budget and can't exactly afford to pay an expensive cell phone and/or the bill that comes along with it. All you do is put in quarters, and call whoever you need to call.
from Pharaonic Egypt by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2012
to turn on your kavorka
son: dad, is there anything i can do attract girls? I don't know what to do anymore.
father: yes there is. you learn how to turn on your kavorka, to the best of your abilities and become a ladies man. too bad they don't teach that in schools these days.
father: yes there is. you learn how to turn on your kavorka, to the best of your abilities and become a ladies man. too bad they don't teach that in schools these days.
to turn on your kavorka by Uncle Dimma May 5, 2012