Definitions by Uncle Dimma
flash-bang
an adventure, escapade, or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual hook-up, or within an actual romantic relationship.
son: what is considered rape nowadays?
father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.
father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.
flash-bang by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2012
lol, not exactly
in an argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are having an argument/ debating with.
boy a) so you did it with your girlfriend and now what she's pregnant?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?
boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?
boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.
lol, not exactly by Uncle Dimma August 12, 2012
psyche eval
daughter: the teacher mentioned that this kid in our class who always sings out loud during exams should shut up and get a psyche eval. Mom what's a psyche eval?
Mother: Amy, first, your teacher is right, people that sing out loud during class must, under any and all circumstances have a psyche eval, or in simpler language, a psychiatric or medical evaluation. Don't worry, a psyche eval is not something you need.
Mother: Amy, first, your teacher is right, people that sing out loud during class must, under any and all circumstances have a psyche eval, or in simpler language, a psychiatric or medical evaluation. Don't worry, a psyche eval is not something you need.
psyche eval by Uncle Dimma July 28, 2012
poker habit
son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?
Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma July 28, 2012
the ball is in your court
a direct English transliteration of the french expression " la balle est dans ton camp" this expression means either
a) it is now your turn to play
or
b) it is now up to you to decide on what to do/what decision to take
a) it is now your turn to play
or
b) it is now up to you to decide on what to do/what decision to take
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and stop with your drugs, or you can leave this house and move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with your life. The ball is in your court.
Angela: I would like to commit suicide.
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
Angela: I would like to commit suicide.
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
the ball is in your court by Uncle Dimma July 28, 2012
won't stand for it
Usually I): won't allow it (whatever it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).
boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Go get a better paying job.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Go get a better paying job.
won't stand for it by Uncle Dimma July 28, 2012
choose between the devil and the deep blue sea
(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
choose between the devil and the deep blue sea by Uncle Dimma July 27, 2012