Definitions by Uncle Dimma
where are you going?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?
person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula H2SO4, is one of the main components of acid rain?
person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula H2SO4, is one of the main components of acid rain?
where are you going? by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2012
Jack Daniels
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
Jack Daniels by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2012
to sift flour
(verb) said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant (or any combination thereof)
boy a) I am going home, guys, this conversation is beginning to sift flour. I have homework to do anyways.
boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing you to further participate in the conversation.
boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing you to further participate in the conversation.
to sift flour by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2012
the Unforgivables
a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.
Thus named because, usually, in The United States a person's criminal record remains known to the Unforgiveables either for a very long period of time or for life.
(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U):
Thus named because, usually, in The United States a person's criminal record remains known to the Unforgiveables either for a very long period of time or for life.
(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U):
son: can I grow weed in our backyard. i heard in school it' hip and cool today?
father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgivables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave.
father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgivables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave.
the Unforgivables by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2012
anger the Pope
verb: (to) rebel against authority (except against the government or the legislative, judicial and executive orders) including against parents, boss/supervisor at work, teachers or others.
mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of playing Minecraft, like bumble-stumbling at the mall or watching porn at Anna's house. For your disobedience, I, for now, take away your privilege to anger the Pope. Got that?
anger the Pope by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2012
on it like a car bonnet
on it like a car bonnet
either
a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines to be in hot pursuit of either a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating)
b) for a civilian in search of new unplanned adventure in the great outdoor wilderness.
c) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
d) to be in the middle of doing something important
either
a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines to be in hot pursuit of either a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating)
b) for a civilian in search of new unplanned adventure in the great outdoor wilderness.
c) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
d) to be in the middle of doing something important
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael, on it like a car bonnet; i don't think we should be disturb him (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine. I hope they become a cute little couple, lol.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster. Hang on partner, let me call me my wifey, tell her aqbout Michael and his big fish.
officer b): don't call your wife with such nonsense, you buckwheat brains; she may be on it like a car bonnet, probably playing bingo with her girlfriends or whatever.
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael, on it like a car bonnet; i don't think we should be disturb him (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine. I hope they become a cute little couple, lol.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster. Hang on partner, let me call me my wifey, tell her aqbout Michael and his big fish.
officer b): don't call your wife with such nonsense, you buckwheat brains; she may be on it like a car bonnet, probably playing bingo with her girlfriends or whatever.
on it like a car bonnet by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2012
Latinist
in the modern world, where not many people speak Latin, this is a term of distinction and endearment for individuals who do indeed speak Latin.
(protesters at pro German rally screaming Alieni Ite Domum
person 1: Peter, since you are a Latinist, please tell me, what does this phrase Alieni Ite Domum mean?
Peter: lol, you espece d'inculte. What your phrase means is "strangers go home".
person 1: Peter, since you are a Latinist, please tell me, what does this phrase Alieni Ite Domum mean?
Peter: lol, you espece d'inculte. What your phrase means is "strangers go home".
Latinist by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2012