Definitions by Uncle Dimma
to reform The Church
a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
to reform The Church by Uncle Dimma November 4, 2012
playing Minecraft
playing Minecraft
doing something subjectively meaningless, (i.e. something that is objectively 'useful' to you and everyone around you except the person who uses this phrase on you).
doing something subjectively meaningless, (i.e. something that is objectively 'useful' to you and everyone around you except the person who uses this phrase on you).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day doing your homework and cleaning your room. What you were doing all day is playing Minecraft; your table becomes messy 5 minutes later anyways, and your school grades are poor.
playing Minecraft by Uncle Dimma November 4, 2012
give a rat's ass
mother: Adrian, I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.
Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
give a rat's ass by Uncle Dimma November 3, 2012
booker
an offensive term for a US county sheriff.
N.B : This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if he finds it appropriate, book you for a night in the slammer or the big house.
N.B : This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if he finds it appropriate, book you for a night in the slammer or the big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.
boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
booker by Uncle Dimma November 2, 2012
institutionalist
a) someone who institutionalizes (i.e defines in a scholarly, convoluted terms a non-scholarly, common, ubiquitous concept
b) an offensive term for an academic scholar
b) an offensive term for an academic scholar
boy a) was Karl Marx an institutionalist?
boy b) yes. he was an institutionalist in the fields of, if I am not mistaken, moral politics and political morality. And mind you, he was an academic scholar at a German university.
boy b) yes. he was an institutionalist in the fields of, if I am not mistaken, moral politics and political morality. And mind you, he was an academic scholar at a German university.
institutionalist by Uncle Dimma November 1, 2012
putting words in the horse's mouth
boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral
putting words in the horse's mouth by Uncle Dimma October 31, 2012
stupid devil
a cute term used by parents to make fun of small children who have big, socially acceptable ideas, but when the children try to implement the said idea, it seems silly to adults, drawing their laughter.
a small boy starts counting pennies in his piggy bank and asks his parents : is this enough money to pay off a house mortgage?
parents (in unison): roflcopter no, our favorite stupid devil David. to pay off a mortgage, you'll need to finish high school and then some and then get a better paying job.
parents (in unison): roflcopter no, our favorite stupid devil David. to pay off a mortgage, you'll need to finish high school and then some and then get a better paying job.
stupid devil by Uncle Dimma October 31, 2012