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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

plutogarchy 

(a combination of the words plutocracy and oligarchy)

a political regime, where not only are the politicians a privileged elite (oligarchy) but also their privilege is based on money (plutocracy)
son: is Putin's Russia a plutocracy or an oligarchy?

father: no, Putin has actually turned Russia into a plutogarchy.
plutogarchy by Uncle Dimma January 15, 2014

putting words in the horse's mouth 

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them
boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later

CL fuck bunny

CL fuck bunny

(very offensive term): a sexually promiscuous teenage girl who spends all her time outside of high school and homework trawling Craigslist for a craigs-hook and/or a one night stand
John Walsh of America's Most Wanted, (or AMW), would agree that with the rise of chat rooms and the perceived "privacy" of online sexual predators that comes with it, not only should every police department in North America have a sexual cyber crime unit, but it should also IMHO hire an ex-CL fuck bunny as an undercover cop to help them solve a higher percentage of cold cases involving online sexual crimes, especially those targeting children.
CL fuck bunny by Uncle Dimma January 15, 2014

unattended cannonballs 

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.
In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

grab life by the horns 

( from the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem .
If you want to survive in capitalism, you have to take it upon yourself to learn what the phrase grab life by the horns means and be prepared to be a shaker and mover .

panem et circenses 

a) (direct translation from Latin): bread and circuses

b) (adj): something that exists purely f-sag with no real concrete purpose
c) political scandals and entertainment as viewed on television and read in the newspapers
The United Nations today is nothing more than a panem et circenses, a political circus that performs only for the media.
an offensive term to use on any person; a combination of the expression pea-brain, and the word retard.
the word peatard is both offensive and not offensive. When used to offend someone, it's a combination of the expression pea-brain and the word retard. however, a peabrain is not such an offensive term because a peatard can be simply an uptard disguised as a retard
peatard by Uncle Dimma January 12, 2014