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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

listening to the winds of change 

(lyrics from the song "wind of change" by The Scorpions) :

a phrase meaning: to be clever enough to (correctly) detect and/or predict patterns of future social change in one's society, and adapt to said patterns before most other people around you.
not to brag, but in most cases, I am good at listening to the winds of change.

you gas wholesaling? 

(comes from the fact that a gas wholesaler is a synonym for a pundit):

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. you gas wholesaling? Didn't you study your chemistry comme du monde?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S.
(not offensive and non-sexual term): a well-intentioned, but distracted, and by consequence clumsy, person who is always trying to help others out.
I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana.
banana by Uncle Dimma July 17, 2014

my week with Marilyn

N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe)

an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of letters.
An A.S. can also serve as a caveat or an opening N.B. statement.
A.S. by Uncle Dimma July 17, 2014