Definitions by Uncle Dimma

turkey fingers 

a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person

stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"

turkey fingers by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014

panem et circences 

a) bread and circuses in Latin.
b) the main raison d'être of the American media

As per definitions both a) and b) above the Jodi Arias trial is IMHO nothing more than panem et circences.

panem et circences by Uncle Dimma September 29, 2014

porkbecue 

a family barbecue where there is no other type of meat but pork.

if you are likely to suffer from afthavithm, do not attend a porkbecue

porkbecue by Uncle Dimma September 27, 2014

rover 

a) verb- to refuse over and over again
b) noun- a person who refuses the professional help they deserve, over and over again, and are therefore stupid enough to burn your bridges.

when you need professional help for addictions such as gambling and alcoholism, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire; simply stop being a rover, as per definition b) above.

rover by Uncle Dimma September 26, 2014

assassin's creed 

a) a multi-part computer game

b) a family business, passed down from generation to generation, in which all male family are murder-for-hire hitmen

as per definition b), I don't come come from an assassin's creed

assassin's creed by Uncle Dimma September 25, 2014

zeitgeistically

(adv): in zeitgeist

zeitgeistically speaking, the word `idiot` had a radically different meaning in the Greece of Alexander The Great than what it does today.

zeitgeistically by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2014

St Valentine's Day Massacre 

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

St Valentine's Day Massacre by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2014