Definitions by Uncle Dimma

barhop 

a) (verb, tapear in Castellan Spanish): to go to a bar, get a drink, then go to another bar for a second drink, then move onto a third bar for a third drink, and so forth, all during the same evening

b) (noun): a person who barhops, definition a)

even if I have friends who barhop, definition a), I am not much of a barhop, definition b), myself

barhop by Uncle Dimma February 25, 2015

nigarette

(a parody of the anti-smoking med Nicorette): a utopian/theoretical medication against, as the name suggests, racism

does anyone know where I can get a nigarette?

nigarette by Uncle Dimma February 25, 2015

honesty 

a moral/philosophical quality that you can't buy at the local Walmart

even if a person is taught from childhood what honesty is, yet doesn't exhibit it, they will probably never be considered an honest person.

honesty by Uncle Dimma February 25, 2015

Marie Antoinette 

an offensive term for a scapegoat for all the social political, military and economic ills in one's society

people these days, are very simple-minded; they jump the gun and look for any and all possible Marie Antoinette instead of figuring out what the problem really is and how to deal with it effectively

Marie Antoinette by Uncle Dimma February 25, 2015

get a school uniform 

a) a nicer way of telling someone you don't like the way they dress

if you don't like the way someone is dressed, especially if it's a girl, don't be a misogynistic bastard and try to slut-shame her; tell her instead to get a school uniform.

get a school uniform by Uncle Dimma February 24, 2015

gas tank for a sex machine

a cute/sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

woman: I like your beer belly, let's get a beer some time?
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.

gas tank for a sex machine by Uncle Dimma February 24, 2015

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

bastard by Uncle Dimma February 24, 2015