Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Shape up or drop out

Used to replace either of 3 phrases

1) change your behavior or else

2) go big or go home

3) if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen

Shape up or drop out. If you can't decently behave, why would you expect to be invited to a friend's wedding?

Shape up or drop out by Uncle Dimma June 10, 2026

Every Tom, Richard and Harry

Anyone and everyone, any stranger, who would listen to your personal problems.

Listen to Nicolo Machiavelli. Not every Tom, Richard and Harry deserves access to your relationship status, financial situation or your weaknesses. Don't discuss these things publicly.

Every Tom, Richard and Harry by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2026

Schmendrick

A self centered, self absorbed male specimen who thinks he's literally as important as the pope

Hey you. If you want a girlfriend, don't be a schmendrick. Just be yourself

Schmendrick by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2026

Pope Schmendrick

A self centered, self important male with a big ego who thinks they're all important when in reality they're just an average looking male schmuck.

Hey there. If you want a girlfriend don't be Pope Schmendrick. Just be yourself.

Pope Schmendrick by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2026

Skip the salt and pepper

( similar to pass the salt as in forget about it): stop being angry and bitter towards others for no apparent reason.

Please skip the salt and pepper. you didn't get to finish cegep ( community college in a quebec canada).

Skip the salt and pepper by Uncle Dimma May 22, 2026

Doomocrats

Democrats who peddle doom and gloom in the era of Donald Trump

Doomocrats? Think (Irish) Rosie O'Donnell

Doomocrats by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2026

Justice-impacted individuals

New liberal term for incarcerated inmates

Only in liberal California do you call jailed criminals justice-impacted individuals. In the rest of regular society we call them incarcerated inmates.

Justice-impacted individuals by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2026