Definitions by Uncle Dimma
The Great Migration
(All 3 words should be spelled with capitals): an offensive term for white colonialism of 3rd world countries
The Great Migration by Uncle Dimma July 31, 2016
go back to your cave
(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)
a nicer (or more offensive) way, depending on the situation, of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"
a nicer (or more offensive) way, depending on the situation, of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job
Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet . Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job
Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet . Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower
go back to your cave by Uncle Dimma July 31, 2016
to idolize Marilyn Monroe
(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking and begging her to be her boyfriend/lover
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think the way she was dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
to idolize Marilyn Monroe by Uncle Dimma July 31, 2016
work your finger to the bone
instead of complaining that you can't find a better job and sitting on welfare, go work your finger to the bone until something else comes along; that's the American dream
work your finger to the bone by Uncle Dimma July 31, 2016
how the devil's name
father: son go do your homework and improve your grades.
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what else? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what else? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
how the devil's name by Uncle Dimma July 31, 2016
the wafe
(based on the acronym of the 4 original elements- water, air, fire, earth): the basics, the gist of something
the wafe by Uncle Dimma July 31, 2016
illucrativo
(a possible Spanish/Italian translation of 'not lucrative'):
a) (adj): -said of business or enterprise, or adventure- not lucrative, and therefore irrelevant to capitalism
b) (adj): - of a person- a person suspected of, or an eyewitness to, a crime who is quickly ruled out as the perpetrator, simply b y talking to them
a) (adj): -said of business or enterprise, or adventure- not lucrative, and therefore irrelevant to capitalism
b) (adj): - of a person- a person suspected of, or an eyewitness to, a crime who is quickly ruled out as the perpetrator, simply b y talking to them
when you declare bankruptcy, you are supposed to be considered illucrativo, def a), a criminal committing money fraud and worthy of going to prison like Bernard Madoff; declaring bankruptcy does not give you ' a get out of jail free' card simply because you mismanaged your assets.
illucrativo by Uncle Dimma July 31, 2016