Definitions by Uncle Dimma

hope springs eternal 

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters

Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.

hope springs eternal by Uncle Dimma August 23, 2016

Clinton touch 

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

Clinton touch by Uncle Dimma August 23, 2016

Clinton cash 

a) a book by Peter Schweitzer trying to defrock a priest and expose Hillary and Bill Clinton for what they are

b) ill, or illegally, gotten money that is then used for shady activities

If you don't want to sing like a bird don't dabble in Clinton cash, def b)

Clinton cash by Uncle Dimma August 16, 2016

to rape the barn 

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

to rape the barn by Uncle Dimma August 13, 2016

you came from a great cosmic egg 

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

you came from a great cosmic egg by Uncle Dimma August 13, 2016

abort an aberration 

While doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into a Frankenstein nightmare

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates

abort an aberration by Uncle Dimma August 13, 2016

cat in the basement 

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's day, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

cat in the basement by Uncle Dimma August 13, 2016