Definitions by Uncle Dimma

catch me if you can 

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

catch me if you can by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2016

pull the hippo out of the mud 

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

if you live on a shoe string budget, do not offer to pull the hippo out of the mud, definition a) when out with a group of friends

pull the hippo out of the mud by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2016

ebola hole 

an offensive name for the garbage chute or garbage chute room at your local apartment building

if youre a janitor, please ask for a pay raise if you want to work with the ebola hole

ebola hole by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2016

sexypina 

a Filipina woman so sexy and juicy that any-even non Asian- male looking at her will literally blow his load in a lava explosion even before unzipping his pants

if you see a sexypina, especially at work on a daily basis, you need to learn to control yourself

sexypina by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2016

w.o.w 

( word of wonder): among the many new daily definitions of urbandictionary. com, your favorite w.o.d.

Person a) What is your w.o.w for today?

Person b) lol there are so many to choose from

w.o.w by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2016

from Caesar to Brexit 

From a to z

If you want to be a competent patriot or nationalist, you should start by learning your country's history from Caesar to Brexit

from Caesar to Brexit by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2016

trump tweet attack 

what a porchdog does when they have anger management issues

since porchdogs dont understand how to deal with their anger constructively, they may find some sort of release in a trump tweet attack; however they only make pundits out of themselves, and shouldn't be considered intellectual equals

trump tweet attack by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2016