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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

bimbo eruption 

a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.

c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b).
bimbo eruption by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2018

narcissistic looney toon 

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster

catch me if you can 

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"
When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

good mortingnoon

a combination of good morning and good afternoon, usually used between 11 am-1:30 pm
good mortingnoon all
good mortingnoon by Uncle Dimma January 31, 2018

the devil's horn 

the devil's horn is this nonsense?
the devil's horn by Uncle Dimma January 31, 2018

to fable 

(читать нотации) : to preach moral precepts to someone, most likely to preach to the converted
if you want to avoid trouble with your parents, do not try to fable them
to fable by Uncle Dimma January 29, 2018

to fable 

(читать' нотации in Russian) to preach morals precepts to someone who doesn't really need them
if you want to avoid problems don't try to fable to your parents or your elders
to fable by Uncle Dimma January 20, 2018