Definitions by Uncle Dimma

E.t.a 

Estimated time of arrival

If someone asks you for your e.t.a for a party where a reservation is required, and you can't answer such a simple question, then obviously you have a problem.

E.t.a by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2021

NYC pride 

(Sarcastic): banning law enforcement from your public event

The NYC pride has gone too far. They canceled police officers at the NYC pride parade.

NYC pride by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2021

Dropping a dime 

(Verb to drop a dime on): to fund something, regardless of whether taxpayer money, or a private source of revenue, is used.

Refusing to start dropping a dime on those who fight crime is actually f* counterproductive

Dropping a dime by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2021

Interrupting this commercial 

(Per Mike Lindell the MyPillow guy):

Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.

I will not be afraid to start interrupting this commercial.

Interrupting this commercial by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2021

Accelerated stealing 

The federal government of the us taking ever more of your taxpayer money to pay for stupid government programs.

Accelerated stealing is the opposite of playing Robin Hood

Accelerated stealing by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2021

Fairy dust and unicorn urine 

( according to Sen John Kennedy of Louisiana: what we, sarcastically speaking, can replace gas with if we permanently get rid of oil and natural gas- well without thinking about the consequences of such an action comme du monde

Senator Kennedy: If something akin to the colonial pipeline attack is repeated, what will we replace gas with? Fairy dust and unicorn urine?

Fairy dust and unicorn urine by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021

Opposearch

( also known as oppo research or opposition research): research on an opposing political candidate

Should opposearch be regulated by SCOTUS in terms of moral boundaries?

Opposearch by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021