Definitions by Uncle Dimma

putting sticks in someone's wheels 

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together

The current American public education is wetter than an otters pocket; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.

putting sticks in someone's wheels by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2021

White guilt 

What we white people, contrary to what the degenarate soc-med culture thinks, don't exactly seem to have.

how dare the media define white guilt for me? I can do it on my own.

White guilt by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021

TDS 

1) Trump Derangement Syndrome

2) (...) Dependency (...)
3) (...) Despondency (...)

TDS takes one of 3 forms and I use (...) instead of repeating certain repetitive words. Can you guess which words I replaced with (...)?

TDS by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021

Littered tyrannical wasteland 

(Invented by Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!): a city or county or locale falling apart specifically due to the buffoonishly idiotic government policies and the 3 plagues of social work

A liberal city like Portland (Oregon), Seattle or San Francisco, will be a perfect example of a modern,liberal, littered tyrannical wasteland.

Since crime isn't included in the 3 plagues of social work, Chicago and New York City are not in my definition of littered tyrannical wasteland, at least not for now.

Littered tyrannical wasteland by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021

craigs-book 

The little black book that contains the name and phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had

Being married doesn't prevent you from having a craigs-book as a trophy and testament to your past life as a bachelor

craigs-book by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021

forensic entomology

A science using bugs and insects, as well as by extension their eggs and larvae development, to forrnsically analyze a crime scene

Since I'm a history major, I'm not an expert in forensic entomology

forensic entomology by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021

squinty eyes 

A semi offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino descent

Among the modern Asian community of North America it isn't the Chinese who work the hardest, but rather the squinty eyes. However it's the Chinese and Japanese who study more.

squinty eyes by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021