Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Washroom breaks 

What, under any and all circumstances, you must have at work, if you don't want to work like a pimor.

We don't work like a gamal at work. We have washroom breaks, haha.

Washroom breaks by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2022

Schlüff 

(From the German/Yiddish verb schlüffen, to sleep)

Noun: a cat-nap. Can be used as a verb, to schlüff, to take a cat-nap

Why are you in the employee break room, taking a schlüff in the middle of your workday?

Schlüff by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2022

Afk shift 

(Excluding lunch, washroom breaks or sleep) the amount of time you spend as an afk chatter

If you say something like gtg and brb to your mates in a chat room, and you go off to help your parents, this may be the beginning of your longish afk shift.

Afk shift by Uncle Dimma March 6, 2022

CYS

A new government department that America doesn't have but must absolutely have. This government department is already a staple of some east European countries.

CYS actually stands for the department of culture, youth and sports. And yes, as I said before, it exists in different east European countries.

CYS by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2022

Pig snout 

(Рожа и хария in Russian): an offensive term for a person's mug or mugshot

Why is Michael Avenatti's pig snout everywhere these days on tv?

Pig snout by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2022

To land in the apple orchard 

(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.

You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues

To land in the apple orchard by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2022

Gazelle 

A) A female gymnast
B) a physically active female teen that can do splits, or just any supple female.

I'd rather not date a Gazelle def a)

Gazelle by Uncle Dimma February 18, 2022