Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Shtinky twinky

Yiddish/German spelling variant of stinky twinkie. When the carpet and drapes smell on a woman and the woman smells down there.

Let's just spell it shtinky twinky. A woman should not use too much cologne on a shtinky twinky.

Shtinky twinky by Uncle Dimma May 12, 2026

Bull-tzu

A dog breed that's a genetic mix of a bulldog and shih-tzu.

M.R. at my my work wanted to add bull-shit as the new dog breed name. it's bull-tzu instead.

Bull-tzu by Uncle Dimma May 10, 2026

Four-fingers Pete

Fictional legendary character currently terrorizing the Laurentian mountains communities in the outer northern suburbs of Montreal canada

Apparently Four-fingers Pete has the following characteristics:

as Luca Magnotta's cellmate, he escaped Lacaza Penal Institution. He hacked off his own thumb with a hatchet and lost said thumb in a campfire. He is currently on the run in the Laurentian mountains north of Montreal canada and is hacking off campers' thumbs because he wants to find his own thumb.

If you happen to visit a campsite in the Laurentians and encounter someone who may look like Four-fingers Pete, please run, run far far away....but don't forget to call Stephen King afterwards.

Four-fingers Pete by Uncle Dimma May 5, 2026

Husc

( similar to HUAC under McCarthyism): stands for House Unpatriotic Speech Committee.

Just like HUAC under McCarthyism was designed to control politicians and individuals espousing un-American views, Husc needs to silence or deplatform politicians like Hasan Piker who don't differentiate between the 1st amendment and unpatriotic speech.

Husc by Uncle Dimma May 4, 2026

Instant gratification

Exactly what it means. Exactly what Instagram wants you to chase.

When you chase instant gratification, say thank you Sigmund Freud.

Instant gratification by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2026

Instagrat

What Instagram is really supposed to be called,

Instagram is a bad name. Call yourself Instagrat in honor of Sigmund Freud. Instagrat stands for Instant gratification.

Instagrat by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2026

Instant Monogram

The real name of Instagram, based on its components

When you separate the word Instagram into its component words, you get Instant Monogram.

Instant Monogram by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2026