Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Pharmacological intervention 

The act of having your pills legally prescribed to you by your shrink

Stop saying that the homeless schleimazel down the street needs a pharmacological intervention. You're not his shrink

Pharmacological intervention by Uncle Dimma September 23, 2023

Capitalistically challenged 

People who not only suffer from climate dysphoria but believe that the most intelligent way to deal w global warming is to gut from the inside out the internal combustion engine -replacing it w green alternatives-and/or other aspects of the western industrial revolution

If you're capitalistically challenged, I don't want to talk to you, ever.

Capitalistically challenged by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2023

Worktopia

A utopia based on the work from home mentality

I work in an industrial workshop so yes, I dislike worktopia

Worktopia by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2023

Post-covid health 

What your mental health has become in post-covid worktopia

Where is the dignity of real office work? Worktopia is deadly to your post-covid health

Post-covid health by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2023

Desk-n-dash

When you stop going to those 5-7 happy hour after work parties with your colleagues.

Desk-n-dash is bad for your post-covid health

Desk-n-dash by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2023

Climate dysphoria 

When you're confused as to whether the church, the state or science will determine if climate 🤔 change is real.

I have climate dysphoria because I believe that the church should decide if climate change 🤔 is real.

Climate dysphoria by Uncle Dimma September 7, 2023

Climate dysphoria 

A new psychiatric disorder similar to gender dysphoria but you're genetically incapable of understanding that climate is part of your external locus of control and therefore cannot be geoengineered to fit our [godless understanding of climate change

When you suffer from climate dysphoria in then United States, the solution is simple : move to a non climate dysphoric country like in the Muslim world and say inshallah every time you open your weather app on your phone.

Climate dysphoria by Uncle Dimma September 4, 2023