Definitions by Uncle Dimma
sexsciology
(not to be confused with sexology) : a modern-ish sub branch of sociology dealing with new and ever-faster evolving concepts pertaining to sex, marriage, relationships, Kama Sutra entries, etc.
while sexology will help you with such things as ED and in-vitro fertilization, sexsciology will might help you better decide whether you are more suited to being someone's fwb or if you need to be in a a classical ltr
sexsciology by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2013
selfiglyphy
(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)
a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively by many people
eye-candy.
a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively by many people
eye-candy.
As a medical condition, selfiglyphy cannot be treated, at least atm , even in a psychiatrist's office.
selfiglyphy by Uncle Dimma December 25, 2013
praelfie
if you do not want to end up like Rehtaeh Parsons, do not give your praelfie to your boyfriend, no matter how much you trust him. Even more retargerous would be to put your praelfie as your profile picture on a social media site.
praelfie by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2013
unachronistic
(pronounced younachronistic and not to be confused with anachronistic): anything that is equally, or more, historically, socially,culturally, zeitgistically and economically anachronistic- and unadaptable to modern values and society- than the United Nations.
the only other political example of an institution that would be unachronistic, and therefore as equally, or even more so, politically irrelevant and antiquated in the modern world would be either communism or Confederate slavery
unachronistic by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2013
ethnocultural neo-anthropology
ethnocultural neo-anthropology should be devoted to answering the sole question of whether or not decolonized people in Third World countries can, without either immigrating to the Western World or financial help from the United Nations, historically, economically, and socially develop along Western lines using their own cultural and religious markers that they had prior to the beginnings of colonialism, i.e. prior to 1469 (the marriage of Ferdinand of Aragon and Isabella of Castille. I think the answer is yes.
ethnocultural neo-anthropology by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2013
wet dog shakes
a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
wet dog shakes by Uncle Dimma December 21, 2013
bratager
a child of this age is named a bratager because they often behave like spoiled brats, demanding quite a lot from their parents, and being in most cases a rotten apple at the same time. Yet you can't kick them out of the house; at this age they are not old or smart enough to even try and flap your own wings.
bratager by Uncle Dimma December 21, 2013