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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

hitting the sauce 

(N.B. not to be confused with a sauce hitter, a noun and related term

verb: being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline, without knowing much about said discipline.
boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: Victor how dare you talk such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please stop hitting the sauce, all right? And if you're going to continue in the same vein in our relationship itself will start to hit the fan; I won't stand for it to have a sauce hitter in my house.
hitting the sauce by Uncle Dimma February 13, 2014

lava explosion 

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting
when you open happiness, and i mean real happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.
lava explosion by Uncle Dimma February 12, 2014

idiotager 

what was once, probably before the Woodstock Festival of 1969, lol, called a teenager.
an idiotager is so named because kids in that age range, (with very few exceptions) nowadays, don't behave like brats anymore- and therefore can't be called bratagers either- but do behave like idiots (BEHAVING LIKE an idiot IS NOT synonymous with BEING an idiot), repeating the mistakes of previous generations in terms of re-inventing sex, drugs, styles, rock-n-roll.
idiotager by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2014

like it or lump it

another way of telling someone "whether you like it or not".
like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, at least in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let the conscruption industry spiel keep unfolding
like it or lump it by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2014

to be known to the Unforgiveables

known to the Unforgiveables: (to) have a criminal record
do not do drugs, or rock 'n' roll thinking you are cool like that. You are not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier and you are going to be known to the Unforgiveables sooner or later.

to be known to the Unforegivables 

(Unforegiveables always with a capital u): to have a criminal record, most likely in the United States
To be known to the Unforegivables,, as a phrase, comes from the fact that if you have a criminal record in the United States it almost certainly is for life.

heavened hell 

a humorous term for a marriage theoretically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.
in Hollywood terms any marriage that is not a heavened hell is actually hard to come by nowadays, with divorce being easier to obtain, compared to previous generations.
heavened hell by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2014