Definitions by Uncle Dimma
destitute seamstress
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma March 11, 2015
raping the bar
raping the bar is just as much an offense as dine-n-dash or shoplifting, so don't be surprised if you get busted
raping the bar by Uncle Dimma March 11, 2015
the pickings are slim
there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.
do not argue with stupid, naive, not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier people ; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.
the pickings are slim by Uncle Dimma March 11, 2015
lumberjack
if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents'.
lumberjack by Uncle Dimma March 10, 2015
space lemon
space lemon by Uncle Dimma March 10, 2015
songsciology
A new sub-branch of sociology that's devoted to studying the social behavior of eccentric individuals singing non religious tunes in the metro or on city buses.
Before determining whether or not a person singing ona city bus is mentally ill, please take a songsciology class.
songsciology by Uncle Dimma March 10, 2015
salad day
The only day of the week that a proletariat goes to the local Subway or McDonald's to eat their lunch, usually salad, instead of bringing their lunch from home.
I'm a proletariat working in a warehouse and my current salad day is Wednesday; I go to the local Subway to get a salad.
salad day by Uncle Dimma March 10, 2015