Definitions by Uncle Dimma

piss on it and walk away 

A) what a dog does with anything it can't chew or play with

B ) a variation of 'spit on it and walk away': walk away, from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high and move onto bigger and better things, rather than let said experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management, our youth should learn what piss on it and walk away definition b) means.

piss on it and walk away by Uncle Dimma April 20, 2017

pigging out

A) a Canadian maritime provinces term meaning to invite your friends over and eat food from.plastic dinner trays in from.of the television

B) behaving like a pig, in terms of social skills and table manners, at the regular dinner table

C) ( coolidiculous term : breaking-and-entering into a residence while the owner is away and behaving like a hotel room bachelor, without stealing anything.

Hey you, you buffoon, stop pigging out definition b) and c)

pigging out by Uncle Dimma April 17, 2017

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice 

To make someone stop swearing

I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2017

my week with Marilyn

A) the title of a post Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which Emma's character travels back in time to meet Marilyn Monroe

B) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the non Hollywood secular world.

Boy a) what did you get for your birthday?

Boy b) I got my week with Marilyn, I met Larry King of Larry King Live.

my week with Marilyn by Uncle Dimma April 8, 2017

keep your hands on the steering wheel 

A phrase meaning ".despite all the surprises life may throw at you, there's still hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

keep your hands on the steering wheel by Uncle Dimma April 7, 2017

keep your hands on the steering wheel 

A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

keep your hands on the steering wheel by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2017

adomestic goddess

a goddess from Athens but one who absolutely hates domestic chores

If you need a wife pick a goddess from Athens not simply an adomestic goddess

adomestic goddess by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2017