mixed bag

a mixture of races combining to produce offspring

justin pulled a mixed bag
marcus would like to pull a mixed bag

by tom May 01, 2003

Spasmoidal

When something is particularly badly done/made like it was a Spaz doing it.

The Welsh

by Tom November 13, 2003

hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'

Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.

by tom December 07, 2004

Signature Finish

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.

After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
Or
Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.

by Tom January 26, 2005

lagnaf

let's all get nude & frolic!
(this is a better definition when the word is used in the office)

LAGNAF - "Let's all get nude & frolic"

by Tom January 20, 2004

Fawful

Resident of the Beanbean Kingdom. Servant of Cackletta. Learned English from CATS. Your lives that he spits on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid.

"OUCH! Hotness! It is the overheat!"

by Tom December 31, 2003

Parksnine

An obsession of the number nine that is completely uncontrollable to the point that you can't life without nine.

Yo, you crazy bitch, stop with the parksnine and lets get goin

by Tom October 22, 2004