Sauron

The Dark Lord of Mordor. Forged the Ruling Ring... the Master Ring... the One Ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

(play LOTR theme here)

by Tom January 15, 2004

glop

Verb. Onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Noun. Semen.

There was nothing Pete liked better in the morning than a good hard glop.

by tom August 04, 2003

banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.

Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.

by Tom July 09, 2004

chiefdrtybottom

A overweight ninja from arkansas

whatitih on the chiefdrtybottom run it tah

by Tom August 28, 2004

oats

When strongly agreeing to what one has to say.Just like saying "oh damn right"
Fuck Yeah

Announcer "Matthew Ridge is pretty ugly aye" ?

You: "Oh Fucken Oats Mate"

by Tom January 18, 2004

porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004

BUCK

The nickname given to Daniel Buckmaster who is in fact the coolest person in the world

i don't have any examples

by tom March 14, 2005