Tom's definitions

Arthur Dent

2nd last remaining earth creature. Survived the destruction of earth (...was destroyed to make way for a new space-hyper bypass)

Arthur Dent could never get the hang thursdays.

by Tom August 1, 2004

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by Tom November 19, 2003

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004

Brussels

Belgium is the country with the best beer in the world (we try to be objective). Therefore, your stay in Brussels cannot be complete without a visit to one of the many typical and beautiful cafes and pubs that you will find here.

Beer capital of the world!!!!

by Tom September 28, 2004

spunkalicious

Spunkalicious - To be extra spunky, ie. hot.

That girl's spunkalicious

by Tom November 10, 2004

slampig

Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig

She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends

by tom March 27, 2004

panamanashed

wanking ones self with barbed wire

i panamanashedest myself all night long, i now bleed.

by tom November 25, 2003