KiloTom

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.
That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.
by Tom December 06, 2004
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fighter jet

Fighting aircraft designed to destroy other military hardware
The fighter jet blew the other plane clean out the sky!
by Tom April 04, 2003
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pushing tin

Suppose you are in a group of people where you typically do not offer your opinion on some choice, but actually have a preference. Those who actually have no preference use this expression to denote no opinion.

To express that you have no private preference.
A: Where do you want to eat dinner?
B: I'm pushing tin.
by tom June 06, 2004
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twinkle

a childish word used frequently by mothers, when referring to the female genitals in front of a small child, usually the daughter
Gwenny, don't foreget to wipe your twinkle!
by Tom May 02, 2003
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Saratoga

I went into saratoga today and 3 Toyotas almost hit me before I left the parking lot!
by tom March 18, 2005
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Dinkus

when a girl goes down on a guy, and decides to bite down really hard!
oh shit, she fucking dinkused me
by tom March 07, 2004
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Punt-Fucking

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.
I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.
by TOM November 18, 2004
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