Tom's definitions
Genmay is an internet forum which is hellbent on reusing old and now unfunny internet catchphrases. Just look at the other definitions for what I mean. Most of thier humour is stolen from somethingawful.com after their forums have sucked all the funny out of it.
Genmay is basically where all the fark/somethingawful washouts end up. If you enjoy killing every last little bit of a joke over and over again, this forum is for you!
Genmay is basically where all the fark/somethingawful washouts end up. If you enjoy killing every last little bit of a joke over and over again, this forum is for you!
Hey man, I just visited Genmay and I saw a totally hilarious image of Admiral Ackbar saying IT'S A TRAP. AHHAHAHA LOOOOOOOL.
by Tom November 8, 2004
Get the genmaymug. A wicked sport invented in Atlanta, GA.
It is performed sitting in a lawn chair which rests on top of a skateboard. The rig is then used to roll down steep roads and hills. Land Surfing gives the illusion to be dangerous, but in reality if you possess common sense, it is completely safe and fun.
Usually a beginner will pick relatively easy hills then after a few rounds will be ready to take on much steeper and difficult roads.
Warning: Wear a fucking helmet. You're not cool just because you think you're tough. Smashing into a mailbox without a helmet facilitates your need for stitches.
Rarely known as: "Lawn Surfing"
It is performed sitting in a lawn chair which rests on top of a skateboard. The rig is then used to roll down steep roads and hills. Land Surfing gives the illusion to be dangerous, but in reality if you possess common sense, it is completely safe and fun.
Usually a beginner will pick relatively easy hills then after a few rounds will be ready to take on much steeper and difficult roads.
Warning: Wear a fucking helmet. You're not cool just because you think you're tough. Smashing into a mailbox without a helmet facilitates your need for stitches.
Rarely known as: "Lawn Surfing"
Tom: Holy shit, I'm extravagantly bored.
Dave: Would you like to go land surfing?
Tom: Most definitely!
Dave: Would you like to go land surfing?
Tom: Most definitely!
by Tom February 19, 2006
Get the Land Surfingmug. Untouched for at least 500 years, Brugge (that's how they spell it) is the closest you will ever get to time travel!
If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!
I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!
I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.
I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.
No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!
I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!
I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.
I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.
No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
by Tom September 28, 2004
Get the Brugesmug. by Tom March 27, 2003
Get the pimp without ho'smug. by Tom September 17, 2003
Get the Chevymug. members of the fbi irs cia or any other 3 leter goverment angencey that ware suits instead of uniforms
by tom November 24, 2003
Get the suitsmug. "Once we can look at religion objectively and impartially, it becomes entirely obvious that religion has all the characteristics of a form of insanity. To one degree or another the religious mind must accept, and believe in, another world; a supernatural or unnatural world, a world filled with all sorts of imaginary beings called gods, devils, angels, saints, demons, etc. These imaginary creatures are talked to, asked for favors, guidance, "signs", or miracles, and then blamed or thanked for natural events that follow. Except for the cloak of religion, such beliefs and actions would otherwise cause an individual to be judged insane, and committed to an institution for treatment." -Emmet F. Fields
by tom September 28, 2004
Get the religionmug.