biccle

a vagina that is so puny and insignificant that in time it closes up and falls out.
my mum has a biccle
by tom November 25, 2003
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greenland

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"
Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!
by Tom May 13, 2005
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Rezzen

Telling a lie to cover up another lie.
For years, I've been rezzen. I just wish their was a way to fix it.
by Tom October 10, 2004
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religion

A belief system lacking in logic. Denies in some shape or form hard-to-accept facts, such as death, chance, and chaos. Often includes rituals and rules. Frequently abused by authorities to keep the masses under control. Includes shamanism, monotheism, henotheism, etc. Often the source of bad decisions.
The Scandinavians starved themselves to death by not learning from the pagan natives how to survive in Greenland.

Members of the Panawave Laboratory believe their leader is dying from communist microwaves attacks.
by Tom November 20, 2003
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dew point

the barometric pressure and humidity around your balls and ass
wow, my dew point is at a 100% down there,
a down right rain forest.
by tom February 17, 2005
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churchie

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer
Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle
by tom December 04, 2004
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Tom's Tour of Europe

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.
This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.
by tom October 07, 2004
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