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handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.
Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.
by Tom April 18, 2004
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wicked smurf

"good" "great", term used to express satisfaction. Stems from misheard mc hawking lyric, "you think i'm soft just because i'm wicked smart"
hardcore rugged and raw says:
want more stuff on my arms first
LES. says:
will look wicked smurf
by tom May 13, 2005
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dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.
From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"
by Tom September 13, 2008
mugGet the dockmug.

PURRTIFUL

it means to describe pretty or beautiful girls
she is so damn purrtiful
by TOM May 13, 2005
mugGet the PURRTIFULmug.

heaven

The place one travels to after smoking pot.
"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"
by Tom October 9, 2005
mugGet the heavenmug.

religion

by Tom March 10, 2005
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Bush

the surname of a really fucked up american family. (Dad, sons, cousind, etc)
see also cunt
George W(ished he was a) Cunt
by tom December 4, 2003
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