Tom's definitions

Hardcore Vegan

Used by Bill Bailey in his "part troll" tour.

A vegan who won't drive through towns with the word "HAM" in the name.

Tom: You wanna go to Birmingham
Hardcore Vegan: Hell No

by Tom February 17, 2005

Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 2, 2003

Wyndorf

1. Excellent / Awesome / Superlative good
2. A person who is any of the above (synonynm: winner)

Background: Dave Wyndorf from Monster Magnet. Clearly excellent & awesome winner.

"Wyndorf!"
"What a Wyndorf."

by tom November 8, 2004

robotrip

The act of getting high on cough syrup containing
Dextromethorophan Hyrdobromide (DXM for short)
Robitussin, a popular cough syrup abused, contains DXM, therefore, it is called a "robotrip"

Last night I robotripped my brain away. I was singing and dancing and eating cookies with Big Bird and his pal Snuffleupagus and then I talked to Edgar Allen Poe for an hour or so. Wow, what a great robotrip.

by Tom February 9, 2003

crapabonanza

n. A situation that at first appears fruitful but ends up a bust.

Man, that party ended up being one big crapabonanza!

by Tom July 24, 2004

shut your north and south

shut your mouth

shut your north and south you fuck head

by tom October 21, 2003

sha

Sha - A slang term for shit.

"This is good Sha" - when refering to food.

by Tom April 20, 2005