Tom's definitions

chunkle bum

A cream faced loon.

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"

by tom May 27, 2003

Scoomber

Noun - referring to a Chav from the Moulsecoomg area of Brighton. Unpleasant individual, yet Scoombers are proud of their moniker

Hey, Bob, did you see that Scoomber? What a Chav!

by Tom November 15, 2004

grumble pants

An otherwise cute person pretending to be an asshole.

"Claire, stop being such a grumble pants"

by tom December 25, 2004

insult

Something that is apparently VERY COMMON on this website...

"****er!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

John F. Kerry

Extreme Massachusetts liberal, in the mold of other famous Democrat failures such as Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale.

Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."

John F. Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential election in a landslide of the magnitude not seen since 1984.

by Tom April 30, 2004

gangsta

Another stupid american invention

Fuck of with your gangsta's and rap

by Tom December 3, 2003

robotrip

The act of getting high on cough syrup containing
Dextromethorophan Hyrdobromide (DXM for short)
Robitussin, a popular cough syrup abused, contains DXM, therefore, it is called a "robotrip"

Last night I robotripped my brain away. I was singing and dancing and eating cookies with Big Bird and his pal Snuffleupagus and then I talked to Edgar Allen Poe for an hour or so. Wow, what a great robotrip.

by Tom February 9, 2003