Blem

Blem is anuvva word for fags or ciggarettes. It is used mostly in de greata london area.

Sort me a blem bruv

by Tom January 10, 2004

Akbar

This word comes from arabic. It means
"graet". In slang-use it is part of the phrases "Akbar Gever" or "Akbar man". Which usually means, A huge man, Too much tostesterone,great with his buddy friends\slaves, which tries to hit on any girl.

"Cool, man! Did you steal that car all by yourself? Akbar!"

by Tom March 14, 2005

Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole

by tom April 25, 2003

smiggity

A smoke, a cigarrette

See smig

Wanna have a smiggity?
Let me have a smiggity, ya?

by Tom October 08, 2004

sha

Sha - A slang term for shit.

"This is good Sha" - when refering to food.

by Tom April 20, 2005

genmay

Genmay is an internet forum which is hellbent on reusing old and now unfunny internet catchphrases. Just look at the other definitions for what I mean. Most of thier humour is stolen from somethingawful.com after their forums have sucked all the funny out of it.

Genmay is basically where all the fark/somethingawful washouts end up. If you enjoy killing every last little bit of a joke over and over again, this forum is for you!

Hey man, I just visited Genmay and I saw a totally hilarious image of Admiral Ackbar saying IT'S A TRAP. AHHAHAHA LOOOOOOOL.

by Tom November 08, 2004

banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.

Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.

by Tom July 09, 2004