TOAST's definitions

toastprophet

One surrounded by a holy aura of toast.

The ToastProphet ate some toast, which was... good... and... toastiness.

by Toast July 22, 2004

Pop-lock

synonym of pop and lock only a lot cooler.

Everybody who is anybody can pop-lock their way out of a dance-off challenge

by toast December 25, 2004

like raindance

Paraphrased from an Ice Cube song. Means with great speed, really deperatley.

I need a pee like raindance

I need some loving like raindance

by Toast August 27, 2003

von shmoot

Used in the same vein as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: Dirty Sanchez, Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.

That chick is so freaky, instead of the "rick james", I gave her a "von schmoot". Next time I'll invite her sister too, and give 'em both a double "von schmoot".

by Toast January 21, 2005

chufafu

CHubbyFAtFUcker.
Pronounced "ChooFaFoo", and usually directed towards a female with too much fat and excessively tight club-clothes. Usually hideously unattractive. See Also "She-Beast", "Trugatha" and your mother!

1. I'm going after that cute girl, you play wingman and distract her ChuFaFu friend.
2. I'm never going to that bar again. It was loaded with ChuFaFu.
3. Alex was so horny, he got loaded on Malt Liquor and went trolling for ChuFaFu.

by Toast September 12, 2005

wtw

Acronym - "What the whote"

<Kebo> wtw, they couldn't stop you

by Toast April 4, 2004