cerebral reckoning

Mental arithmetic!

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Using your cerebrum, work out 43298743 * 23467876 in three seconds!
by T April 13, 2004
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jazznofadeinguat

Can you hand me that jazznofadeinguat over there?
by T May 18, 2004
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spliff

Hey pass me that spliff!
by T February 19, 2003
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drug pushers

theyz he only drug "pushers" I've ever seen
by t March 10, 2005
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God

Urban meaning:
1. Derived from the urban muslim 5%rs who began calling eachother Gods, which later was shortened to G's. God is the a member of the 5. To some: The original black man. To others just a man.
2. How did this "urban" dictionary miss this.
What up Gawd?
Dem gawds down the way don't play.
by T December 01, 2003
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couch tour

aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.
Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.
by T March 16, 2005
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cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown
I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!
by T November 30, 2004
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