Paul's definitions

gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.

In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.

by Paul April 19, 2004

Distortion

An effect used it many rock songs (Think Nirvana) that makes a guitar sound loud, gritty, and much more 'heavy hitting'

In 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' the opening riff is played clean twice then distortion kicks in.

by Paul April 22, 2004

chodely

1. An adjective or adverb describing something as being gay or worthless.

2. An adverb describing an action as unwarranted and meanhearted. Or worthless.

That movie was 100% chodely.


Why would Victor do something so chodely?

by Paul October 3, 2004

Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

hojamica

Usually an empty fry bin, this device is used to shame an already shamed idiot of a human being. It is worn by the offender as a hat of sorts, with grease and salt rubbing off into his or her hair. First used on Daniel Hojecki.

Heh Hojecki wont throw out the garbage, make him wear his hojamica!

by Paul June 3, 2004

hemi-clit

A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.

Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.

by Paul December 21, 2004

Dr. Greenthumb

n- one who is proficient at the growth of and/or use of cannibus sativa.

Dr. Greenthumb is lookin fuckin high tonight!

by Paul December 6, 2003